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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:28
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
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Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Why do Muslims invade Western society?
Just Forget it!
No way
No go.
Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.